"Employee of the Month" starring Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook came on last night.
Me: I love that we’re watching this!
Carrie: It’s so unengaging.
David: I like their clubhouse. I’m rooting for Dax, I have to say. Are we supposed to root for Dane Cook in this?
Carrie: I don’t know if I can do it.
Carrie: I think Canadians made this movie.
Carrie: (about Dane Cook) What’s the opposite of laughing?
Carrie: Can you imagine paying to see this in the theater?