hilarious email from ryan of the day. i mean, hilarious email of the day from ryan

This just in from Ryan

I was thinking of killing my MySpace account because I never use it. I went back today to see if there were any blogs worth salvaging. It was so embarrassing to read some of them. It was like I found a picture of myself wearing pleated jeans. Moving forward, Lenore [the secretary] is wearing this long-beaded necklace today. I saw her walking by a moment ago and the necklace was sort of wrapped around her low-hanging breasts, framing them. It looked like they were on a swing.