Exhibit 1: Roll-on robot vintage video clip
(from the Prelinger Archives)
Exhibit 2: BBC's Outnumbered.
"Satanists...do things...to goats."
Exhibit 3: Onion article on how Lowe's paint aisle best place to have breakdown.
Exhibit 4: Loft life!
And finally, exhibit 5: Carrie found Joan's pen necklace! And she bought it, and I'm jealous.