We've been writing down what we're thankful for and putting it in a jar and at Thanksgiving dinner we'll read them. Tonight Lolly said she is thankful for Addie's birthday party that is coming up, and Judah "I'm thankful for our house...and turkey...and Bobby and Julie coming here.'
Simone has been thinking up new Harry Potter Jelly Belly flavors which I guess are gross, the Harry Potter thing is one of the few bits of pop culture I'm not really interested in, but anyway David came up with some flavors of his own and they made me laugh so hard I was coughing. Here are my personal favorites of his:
Margarine
German Shepherd
Cream of Federline
Aluminum Fork
Dysen-Teri Schiavo
Menthol
Flintstone Vitamin
Tuna Melt
Yellow Curry
Wet Cigar
Aspirin Schnapps
Shower drain hair clump
Warm jog bra
Lee Press-On nail
Throbbing Diaper
Underwear Sand
Seaweed 'n Foreskin
Retirement Home Bathwater
Moth Flitting in Ranch Dressing
Meatloaf Dishrag
Soiled Cucumber
Tiffani-Amber Lesion
Vulture Yogurt
Pants Pudding
Productive cough
Nicole Ritchie
4 comments:
Tiffani-Amber Lesion!! I'm puking with laughter!
gag reflex on some of those! that guy is clever! i like your thankful jar idea.
PS I couldn't place them at first, but your drawings are very Royal Tenenbaums-esque
Hahahaha, I love these! When are you submitting them to McSweeney's?
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