Tuesday, February 19, 2008

proposed names for 'cashmere mafia' & 'lipstick jungle' spinoffs

Carrie made up these names for the shows Cashmere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle:


> > > > > > Evian Rainforest
> > > > > > Rouge Alley
> > > > > > Louboutin Barge
> > > > > > Chanel Grove
> > > > > > Charmeuse Boot Camp
> > > > > > Powder Puff Isolation Unit
> > > > > > Champagne Riot
> > > > > > Silk SWAT

And here are some I made up.


> > > > > Cosmeseutical Woodforest
> > > > > Cellulite Cream Casino Corruption
> > > > > Night Cream Consigliere
> > > > > Bag Balm Banditry
> > > > > Bronzer Temperate Grassland
> > > > > Blusher Bid Rigging
> > > > > Mineral Foundation Mob
> > > > > Mattifying Masonic Lodge
> > > > > Eyeshadow Extortion
> > > > > Pashmina Piracy
> > > > > Fleece Reef
> > > > > Angora Desert
> > > > > Anti-frizz SerumTrafficking
> > > > > Concealer Counterfeiting
> > > > > Mohair Tree Line
> > > > > Microfiber Mangrove
But I think the prize should go to The Soup for coming up with Tampon Swamp.

3 comments:

ShariMacD said...
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ShariMacD said...

Pardon me for editing myself. I humbly submit:

Cristal Gitmo.
Angora Ghraib.

ShariMacD said...

And, um . . .

Ermine POW Camp
Mink Sting Operation
Fox News