Here is my brother John with my hus-a-band David in Chicago this summer, the funniest smartest kindest boys I know. Will you join forces with me and use the jedi mind trick to will John to move here to Seattle soon? I miss the bloody hell out of him.

Last night the Foo Fighters were on Saturday Night Live and we told Judah "The Foo Fighters are coming on" and he said "OH BOY! I can't wait till they start throwing food!" He thought we said food fighters. The first part of the song was slow and Judah said "How come they're not being awesome yet?" I saw on the smokinggun, you know how they have all those riders, well Supergrass is the only band that the Foo Fighters will share a dressing room with. They also request 3 clean pairs of underwear on their rider. Why 3 when there are 4 of them? I want to make my own rider now. I will put white couches on it, like J-Lo asks for, and also perfect avocadoes.
I got a headache now moannnnn.
2 comments:
how come they're not being awesome yet is one of the funniest things i think, ever.
I heard J.Lo also used to ask for white lilies in her toilet, but I think this might be an old celebutard myth. I really can't figure out why anybody would want to piss on a lily. It's very sadistic!
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