Monday, October 15, 2007

how many of me?

Because I have this kind of time on my hands (not really but I MAKE time) I found out there are supposedly 22 other people in America with my name (and more than 99.9% of them are female...allegedly). There are 1,133 people (99% female) with my maiden name. I still contend I have one of the more generic '70s cop-out names there are, but at least I didn't marry someone with last name like Weiner or Finger. I used to pray that if I got married their last name wouldn't be terrible. I read in the paper today about a Vietnamese lady with the last name Porn.
LogoThere are
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

This is 13 minutes long but holy mother of God, I love it-


juls said...

i proclaimed this and already knew this but glad to verify it...Julie Bardenhagen

* There are 0 people in the U.S. named Julie Bardenhagen.
* One or both of the names you entered were not found in our database.

p.s. pray for us- we just got audited, oh my!

stephy said...

I am so sorry you're getting audited, I'll say a prayer to Allah.
How many have your maiden name? There are probably five million Julie Nelsons.

Christina Wolfe said...

Or, like Wienerfinger.... That would be THE worst. Funnily enough my maiden name says "There are 100,009 people in the U.S. with the last name Wolfe.
Statistically the 325th most popular last name." And with my future married name? "There are 0 people in the U.S. with the last name Nochisaki.
This name is not found in our database, this means the name is relatively uncommon." This is because Peter is the last living Nochisaki ever in the whole world. No pressure or anything.... He's thinking about bagging the whole thing and taking my name.

Ashley said...

So, there are 34 people in the US named Ashley Shaver.

There are 591 named Ashley Rogers (my maiden name).

It's a little creepy to think about all those imposters wandering around with my name. Hmm.

Carrie said...

There's only 4 of me! Can I have a chicken friend steak?

Simone said...

Who IS that woman? That thing was so compelling and so incredibly quotable! "Ostrich feathers anyone?"

Simone said...

As for the name thing (which I forgot to comment on, being so overwhelmed by that video) it says there are ZERO people named Simone Turkington in the US. Well, I think there is at least ONE! Cunts.

Back to the video, I've been telling Gregg how I need black and red boots and he says I have enough shoes (same old debate) so when there was that scene in her closet where she had like 8 pairs of RED boots, I called Gregg in and said "SEE?!" but I didn't let him see the owner of the boots.

Simone said...

"There are 0 people with the last name Wiseau."