Monday, December 1, 2008

facebook statuses (stati?)

Nathaniel just sent me this hilarious message.

I have a weird facebook "friend" who supposedly went to my highschool, but I don't remember her. There's no pic of her, only a flower. She writes odd entries on her wall and says she wants to be a poet, but writes the worse Hallmark-style verse. Anyway, her current entry:

"Lori is upset with her husband micah. he yelled at me today, and he told me that he doesn't care about me or my diabtetes." (her spelling)

I'm just not sure facebook is the place. Is she hoping to get people to comment? "I'm sure you can work it out, girl!" "OMG What a jerk!"

That got me thinking, I should start writing stuff like that on mine and see what happens!

"Nathaniel is mad at his wife Tanya for farting in bed and eating all the Dots."

It could be fun.


Poetry is for losers said...

Who the f**k wants to be a poet?
What a lame job.

Team Wolfisaki said...

Good grief, where do you find your friends? i need to go there and stock up in the Hilarious and Rad Friends section, for reals.

stephy said...

I found Nate b/c he left a comment on my other blog! He was so funny in the comment that I emailed him back and it turns out he's an old friend of Shane's. So weird!

Rye said...

I'm catching up on your blogs! I love the passive agressive facebook posts. I feel like they are mile markers for our online days. I've written some pretty stupid stuff.