every time i see that cake, i am speechless!
uh, yeah.. how does one distribute that cake once it's cut? better yet, how do you cut it? HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
Happy Anniversary!I want some of that cake. There's still some left, right?
Are you kidding me with that cake? Are you still eating it?
On your anniversary, I was in London and wanted to buy you a book entitled 'Penis Pokey' as gift. It has a hole through it and you're supposed to put a dong through the pages to finish hilarious scenes like a hot dog in a bun. I thought I'd buy it for you once I was back in LA. Yesterday you said to me "I found this book called 'Penis Pokey'". You were going to get it for me.David has had you for 10 years. It's time to move on. Clearly, I am your real soulmate.Yours in dongs,SimoneXOXOXO
Okay, I just realised that would be a really bad idea. Between us, there wouldn't be a single dong.
Oh Simone! 5 minutes of laughing and counting...
Post a Comment