David is in California and I'm a single parent for the weekend. This morning Judah piled so much toilet paper in the toilet it got clogged and then I discovered Lolly with a paintbrush and vaseline, she had painted her hair and also the wall (with vaseline). After a Surprise Bath she ran naked upstairs and I let her because I was exHORSTed, then she came back downstairs covered in Cool Whip, and the couch was covered in cool whip too.
That wasn't even half of it. I texted David and told him to get a vasectomy on his way home.
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Oh my STARS!!! I'm getting back in the single mom mind set as well, loosing my Dave for another 2 weeks.
Ya'll need to move in with your parents.
Man, there must be something in the air. I'm single mom this week, too. YOU ARE SCARING ME.
xoxoxo
Shari
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