"The kids kind of do the opposite of help." - Shane, on decorating for Christmas with your kids
"I love pictures of food, it's like destructible art." - Alison
"I regret sinking down to that level of discourse. But Paris is a terrible role model and a terrible young woman. She needs to be ignored. I work with people who have 12-, 13-, 14-year-old girls who are fascinated by her. They look up to her, and that's not great. You can buy videotapes in which you can see her bejanis." - Tina Fey
"Ugh. Go send a text message." - Gregg, when disgusted
"Five minutes? That's my favorite long!" - Judah
The Hipster Olympics, this is extra funny.
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