Thursday, May 7, 2009

but officer...

Awhile ago while we were driving I was talking about how I love the Benefit lipstick color called "But Officer!" David said that they should put him in charge of naming lipstick colors and then came up with these. I wrote them down, see?

Chard Flag
Tortise Wiener
Chrome-a-tose
Ejaculavender
Tire Tread Red
Furbiscus
Blue Balls
Hindenberg

4 comments:

flappergirlcreations said...

I would definitely buy a lipstick called Tortise Wiener. It wouldn't even matter what color it was.

Lauren said...

My nail polish is called Rock Star Skinny.

iohph.com said...

Can he be my husband now? thx

stephy said...

I'm sure you'll love each other.