what my son thinks of me

According to my 7 yr old:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Get me a diet coke."

2. What makes mom happy?
"Watching tv?

3. What makes mom sad?
"When kids don’t obey her."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"When I imitate Paula Deen and say “Hey y’all!”

5. What was your mom like as a child?
"A little hot girl."

6. How old is your mom?
"105. "

7. How tall is your mom?
"One inch. Haha!"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"Work on the computer and be lazy all day!"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Pees on the potty."

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"A famous chef."

11. What is your mom really good at?
"Cooking."

12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Making movies in 3-D."

13. What does your mom do for a job?
"Play."

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
"Hmm. Candy?

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
"She giving me candy even when I don’t do anything."

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"Bob McBeaverpants." (I didn't want to put this. I said "Can't I be Sandy Cheeks?" and he said no.)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
"Laugh."

18. How are you and your mom the same?
"We both have butts."

19. How are you and your mom different?
"We have different color eyes."

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"For making me hot chocolate and giving me macaroni and cheese!"

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
"You know David and Goliath? Well, he can sound just like Goliath the dog."

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"Red Robin, yummmm!"(sings)