Wednesday, May 27, 2009

whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination

Lauren sent me this link to wolf shirt reviews on Amazon last week and the next day Simone sent me the same one. It's that funny! Scroll down and read the reviews, and know that my old coworker Hammerhead used to wear these shirts without irony. And she also had issues with involuntary urination, come to think of it. Oh you haven't read them yet. Well that might be my favorite part of all the reviews, just so you know, it's the line "Whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination." You can look forward to that one, you'll love it.

So, I don't know when I'll get used to crying in front of my therapist. Does anyone know when and if that happens? Today she actually cried with me which was a nice surprise and a bit surreal, but healing too, to have someone share your pain like that. It was a good session (because anything I pay $85 for is good by default or at least sheer willpower on my part) but now my contacts feel goopy cause I cried in them. But you don't wear contacts so you can't know this miserable feeling of goop on your corneas. And I can't get home and take them out till 7 pm which is when I'll get home from work...blah. The ends I go to, y'all. Paying to cry in front of someone, taking public transportation, and working late because of it, me and my first-world problems.


Don't you love this Black Apple print of the Morrissey lyric?


Monday, May 25, 2009

kevin the bear



Lolly took this picture of her bear, Kevin, this morning. Kevin is a big part of all our lives. If we can't find Kevin at bedtime, it is a problem.

She took this picture and I like how it came out looking gauzy. I don't know how she did that but I think it was unintentional. I like to put pictures in Picnik and then not say that's how I got that effect. I have been trying to keep it a secret but Simone busted me and it is pretty gay not to share the goods. So everyone...Picnik is fun! Also there's Splashup and Phoenix that are supposed to be good. Is anyone out there good with Photoshop? It looks expensive and I hear it's kinda hard, what do you guys think? I love the D-lighting effect on my camera and I need to learn my way around the rest of my camera but how does a working mom find the time, ahhh. Story of my life.

Last night we saw Neil Hamburger & Pleaseeasaur at the Triple Door, it was so fun and I think it was the best I've ever seen Neil! Simone got some great pictures and mine were...blurry.

It's pretty out again today in Seattle. This is weird. I love it, and it is weird.

Friday, May 22, 2009

mr. blue sky please tell us why

It's sunny, and I kind of don't know how to handle it.

I just saw this review of this book by my current favorite writer, David Dark.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

craigslist personals and yahoo answers

Curated from killorn. Click to make bigger so you can really get the full effect.
















Monday, May 18, 2009

things my boss said today

The check boxes are immaterial.

36410 is the subject lineage.

If anyone doesn't know how to save an email to My Documents, just ask. Don't be embarrassed.

I'm going on vacation next week. To hell.

maria bamford alert!

I was listening to this Adam Carolla podcast and realized Maria Bamford is on it! She's playing a Republican wife. I'm dying.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

sunny


cal anderson park


shoeses



racheal, kiddo & lolly



bazan house show in magnolia
(someone asked "where do you go when you close your eyes?")