R: "I will wash my wookie off." (wookie is code for cowlick)
J to R while playing MarioKart: "This may help you in the future when you're learning to drive when you're 16."
R: "David is short for David. And you know what is really short for David? Dih."
J: "Barack Obama set a world record for being the first African-American president. And he also set the record for being the first black president."
R: "I keep ants I find in this box and then take them outside and let them go to a new life."
R: "The timer takes too long for me!" (when I set the timer for her to play Wii in 5 minutes)
J: "This natural peanut butter tastes weird. I like things that aren't natural. I wish it was zero percent natural."
R: "Where's the room service?" (just before takeoff when she wanted to flight attendants to bring us drinks. She also buckled Pluto into the empty seat next to her.)
R: "I have good news and bad news. Actually, I have two bad newses and no good newses."
J: "I wouldn't keep a secret away from you."