then there's this

ropy

In church on Sunday, after communion but before the service was over, I went to go pee and thought there wasn't anyone else in the bathroom. I was thinking about how one time the morning after Saturday Night Live ran that commercial about how some prostate drug would make you pee "thick, ropy streams" David said he almost said that to the pastor when they were both in the bathroom but then he decided against it. And so I said out loud "Thick ropy streams!" Then I looked and saw there was a pair of feet in the other stall.

kinda amazing

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flailing and hitting things, i'm laughing so hard

I love the look he gives the camera when she says her dog has cancer. Also, I think she's high.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

stop and go on the 405

I'm sitting here being offended by how ugly my Peet's cup is with that design and how they wrote 'cylindrical stamp consisting of curved spiral designs, from central America' on it. Don't make me go to Starbucks to get the less offensive mermaid cup where she's got her boobs covered by her hair. Don't you hate when you eat the red play-doh and it tastes like a blue crayon? Here is Zach (beardless fat-Jodie-Foster Zach) at a preschool. Don't go blue on me, let's work it clean. I can't hear you, take those boogers out of your mouth.



This made me roll around and hit things laughing. Shirt in your mouth! Flight of the Bumblebee! 8x11 picture of your grandma!! (Kinda dirty, not for pearlclutchers. Or maybe it is, maybe it will make your day a little more surreal.)



Yay, here's Adam making fun of morning DJs again! I remember when this aired live, I was driving somewhere downtown late at night and I about had to pull over I was laughing so hard. I'll link Grapes of Rad so Ben & Aaron have to see it.

inglouriously basterdly

We saw Inglourious Basterds on Sunday our last night in San Francisco and I still can't stop thinking about it. I was shaking and jittering in parts of it because of how Quentin works you. Most movies are way too long for me, every single movie I see I always think it could be edited down to about 45 minutes, but this one is kinda long and I didn't mind. That is saying a lot right there. I love you Quentin. (I love you Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. Any of you fucking pricks move, etc. etc.) Each of his movies I want to see in the theater over and over. These days I won't cause I'm a working mom and have no time, but I want to and I used to. When we saw Death Proof I wrote about that here, I just went back to find it. David was saying how Inglourious Basterds only had six scenes and thinking back I guess it did. I got so sucked in and he builds so much tension and I keep wondering if he'll ever relieve it or leave everyone hanging, he's so good at that. Christophe Waltz played the scariest SS guy and he did this Adam Carolla interview the other day. I'm eating it up, nom nom nom. Still thinking about it.

rev. mike on trust and parenting

Our friend Mike just wrote this post about parenting. I really like it. He says most parenting styles are hardcore how-to methods. David and I don't subscribe to that and neither do Mike and Karin - like Mike said, it doesn't seem biblical. His blog post deals with the fall, who we are as people and parents, and who are kids are. He says he's going to keep breaking it down and see where it goes. I am really interested to see where he goes with it.