(My friend wrote down stuff her dad yelled at the TV during the Huskies game. She said this was about a quarter and a half's worth, chronologically).
Come on, take it in, Huskies!
They make the same fucking mistakes they make every fucking time!
Look-at-this-look-at-this!!! HA HA HA HO HO!!!
Come on, get outside get outside-! Ohhhhh brother. What a wimpy run.
[standing up close to the screen] OH SHIT--[politely] Oh, thank you. [accepts coffee]
False starts are gonna take 'em right outta the field goal range here!!
[very loud] GOT 'EM! Whoa-HO!!!!!
[quietly] he didn't make it [louder] Shit OHHHHHH SHIT. Goddamn you Huskies!!! Oh NO! Jeeeesus Christ, you guys [groan] I can see where this is heading...
[sincerely] Well, this is FUN! It's really startin' to look like these guys could beat Notre Dame!
Ohhhhh now shit you guys, you GOTTA get this ball, ohhhhh [breaks off into faux sobbing noises]. AH NO!!! Now how can you not catch that ball?!?!
He's got it!...OH FUCK
[very loud, very serious] I can't believe this. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. This is UNBELIEVABLE.
[happily] Automatic first down! Ahhhh yes! [clap] Here we go!
[very, very loud, standing up close to the screen] JESUS CHRIST!!!! YOUUU....SUCK!!! FUCK YOU, HUSKIES!!!!
[angrily] I wasted my WHOLE afternoon watching this game!
[pleasantly, sincerely] Boy, if they could pull this off, I'd be the happiest guy in Seattle.
[stomps outside to mow the lawn] I am NEVER watching those Huskies AGAIN!!!!!