Tuesday, June 8, 2010

chocolate + horses + eating disorder = judge judy win

I love Judge Judy like an elderly person and I think horses are hilarious so imagine my demented delight over this case. My favorite quotes:

"We go through great lengths to put my horse in the best light possible."
"I have an eating disorder!"
"My horse looked deformed!"
"We ship semen all over the country."
""It's a reflection of the horse. If it looks deformed that's because the horse is deformed."
"Don't irritate me, this case is irritating me enough already."
"QUIET!"

3 comments:

flappergirlcreations said...

My mom always tries to give everyone legal advice based on Judge Judy's rulings. I can't tell you how many times I've heard her say, "Well on Judge Judy..."

stephy said...

I gave someone legal advice straight from Judge Judy the other day! He said his neighbor's ferocious dog was coming at him and he wanted to hit the dog with a hammer. I told him that Judge Judy would say that he would be in the right to do that because it would be self-defense and the neighbor should have the dog fenced in or on a leash. I'm old!

flappergirlcreations said...

lol. You're not old, just awesome.