You know how I love Paula Deen and I wish she would adopt me, well, on her last show she. Made. These. Burgers. Bacon-fried egg-cheeseburgers with Krispy Kreme donuts for the buns!
David was acting offended. "That's just wrong. It's so, so wrong." Well, I'm making them. Then we'll see how WRONG he thinks they are. (What's that shooting pain down my left arm?)
